An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving a brand-new Corvette in a Walmart parking lot. Furious, the guy jumps out and storms over to the old man's pickup truck. He shouts, "Look what you did to my 'Vette! You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you senseless!"
"Oh my goodness..." the old man stammered nervously. "I don't have that kind of money on me. Let me call my son," he said, fumbling for his phone. "He works with dolphins and he'll know how to handle this."
"Dolphins?!" the angry driver scoffed, rolling his eyes. "What's he gonna do, splash me to death?"
The old man pulled out his flip phone and dialed. Just as his son picked up, the irate man snatched the phone right out of his hand.
"So YOU work with dolphins, huh?" the guy barked into the phone. "Well, your old man just rear-ended my Corvette and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm gonna pound you AND your daddy into the pavement!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," came the calm, steady voice on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a black Ford F-150 screeches into the parking lot. A muscular guy in a tight t-shirt hops out and proceeds to absolutely demolish the bully, leaving him groaning in a crumpled heap next to a shopping cart corral.
When he's finished, he walks over to his father, helps him up, and sighs. "Dad, for the LAST time—I train SEALs. Navy SEALs. Not dolphins at SeaWorld!"
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